Wednesday, March 26, 2003
Dispatch from the nutzoid chatroom...
According to Lloyd Grove the government's Computers for the Insane project is bearing dividends:
In more Ari Fleischer news, the gossip columnist for Britain's Telegraph reports: "The balding White House spokesman . . . has females the length and breadth of the States a-swoonin'. . . . Some comments on the new Ari Fleischer Internet fan site: 'Some people don't understand how a hot blonde 24-year-old NYC girl could have such a major crush on Ari Fleischer -- but I DO!!' writes one groupie. 'I think it is so cool the way he can walk into a room full of press sharks and completely control the room and never ever flinch.' Another sighs: 'I am a 34-year-old wife and mother of two who still believes in right and wrong. Yes, even my husband knows of the crush I have on Ari, and finally I know I am not alone.' " Fleischer refused to take our call. Maybe he needs Fitzwater's advice on this one, too.
"a hot blonde 24-year-old".....yeah, right. And I'm a busty 16 year-old totally hot nympho who just luvs cel phone engineers and unemployed Libertarians. Meet me at the mall....